Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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