he thought i was a dude.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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