found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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