This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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