But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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