Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
His nipple licking is glorious
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