she was so not down for the gang bang
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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