is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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