Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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