I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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