I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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