She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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