I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
