Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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