i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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