Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
