Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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