if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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