he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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