Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
where are my eyebrows?
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