The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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