they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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