This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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