There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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