mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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