I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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