I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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