do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
what if I'm pregnant?
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I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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