I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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