that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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