My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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