i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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