What a fucking waste of an outfit
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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