awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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