just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The beer is more important than you right now.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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