Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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