I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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