yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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