Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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