K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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