from now on my penis is your penis
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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