They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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