Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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