Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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