wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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