It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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