wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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