Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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