The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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