I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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