what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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