I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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