I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Randomize
