I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize
