I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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