I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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