what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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