We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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