can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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